There She goess. There she goess.. again..

Celly was last left behind in town by her two babes who wanted to go home at 2 o clock.

Read the previous story here.

Poor Celly then took another cab Central bound.

To the Maxwell Road Traffic Police Station.


Heh?


Okay, OLD traffic police station. It is now called the Red DOT museum.


You must be wondering what I was doing there.
Si mi lan museum?
Jason told me inside got nice club. Called SKIN. I found his car outside and almost scratched it to mark my graceful presence, but then I heard his voice shouting my name.







Red dot museum..and 1/4 of Jason..





Jason started to pose here and there...trying to act cool




Then, not so cool

The boys were all there, so haspening.. except Justin, who is still recuperating from his knee ligament tear operation or something. Kinda miss that bugger too..

Chilling in the comfy sofas...They were having...

WHITE WINE!

Wah lau!!!!!!!

So chi chi one... Why is everyone so chi chi nowadays? These lads swore on Whisky and Stouts only!!!

Why white wine?? Urgh..
Anyway, it wasn't too bad.

I also tried to style Doug's goatee slightly..



I tried braiding it, but too short, I ended up pulling and plucking some hair off... Ouch.. SO I just tied it together lah..

And now he looks like Confusius Ho Ho Ho!

There were Daniel, Gary, Doug, Jason and Ben. And one crazy drunken girl with too much energy. I was so energetic and annoying, that I knocked the wine glass over.

ALL over Gary...


Poor bugger was drenched in wine (almost like the Norah Jones's Song lyric eh)..

So drenched that he had to take the T shirt off..







*.."My heart is drenched in wine..."

" And so is my crotch!!! #$#$^%$#!!! "




See lah..we ended up with some half naked Banghla in the club.
Lucky they know the owner of the club or some shit like that, else sure kanna chased out. Looked completely unsightly.

He looked like..a hitman, just finished a job. Hor? Or he just came on the job.
Sicko. He was concerned about his belly looking big in the picture, so I must help put up a disclaimer, informing all the ladies out there, that this bugger is fit fit fit... (actually not really.. but never say it came from me, okay?)..

This mean-looking diver is someone who used to mean the world to me, you know?
The one my mom freaked-completely out about. Heh heh.
The ones my friends ALL despised. Well, kinda.
But I did love him okay! With all my balls.
DID is the word to use. But, due to my massive magnanimosity (prolly wrong but heck!), I do not produce hatred. Love just faded into something else more neutral.
Anyway, come to think of it. Since, nothing lasts forever, carnal love certainly doesn't either. So, yeah. Why sweat over it? Love and leave. Love and leave.

Anyway, Gary, being showered in wine, wasn't exactly pleased but wasn't pissed.

But, he insisted on revenge. I got thrown into the supermarket trolley in front.
Okay, let me rephrase. Actually I jumped in myself hehehe...
But then the bugger pushed me down the slope near the carpark...








Arghh...He insisted on posing as well.









The bunch of boys then left me behind. Not forgetting to take a photo of me screaming first.







Haiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............


Help me please !!! Release me.. get me down from trolley ...!!!

Okay lah, maybe I shouldn't be so drama already..
After Skin, we went back to Muhammad Sultan. Not sure what we were looking for.
We walked past Gallery Hotel, on the way to petrol kiosk. And...

Ahh...







We saw two morons in HUGE BABALONIQUE pots..


So, me... and my itchy backside.. went.. "Mai Thu Liao.."







and SO, here's the third moron...


Gary helped me take photo... then started walking off.

And as The other fellas started rolling me around in the pot,,
Gary continued walking off...THE MTF bugger didnt save me!!!


MEN!!!!


Never trust them!!!

Cat's 'ONE TOO OFTEN' Farewell bash

Cat is always away, that bitch! Made me miss her most of the time.
Somehow, when this cat goes the sleep, the mouse doesn't want to come out to play already.
We fyuckin miss her all the time. Me anyway.
She was here the last few weeks and alas, gone too soon. Weeks past too fast. She's gone again. Bitch ! Bitch! Bitch!!!!!!!

She was previously gone to Germany where I complained about the sausages and the boring men with big noses --- read abourit here.

She was then gone to South Africa where she became wilder and came back funny smells.
Oh, with many many cheap, nice bottles of sparkling wine and a very nice dress for me.

She was then off to India.. where uhm uhm..Holy Cow! She came back with coconut smell, more pimples and funky cheapo bikinis and started becoming one of the most expert bad-doers among us naive little snipplets. The bitch has gone around one full moon and I could hardly believe it.
I still remember her stealing puffs from my Sobranie a few weeks ago while she was here.

"Eh.. fuck.. like nothing leh.." She snorted. This comes from someone who TOTALLY OBJECTED AND HATED SMOKING!! Mind you!

Show-off-y bitch.

Anyway, it's time for us to party again. To send her off.. kinda.
Well, to remind her of how fun, loving, funloving, lovely and crazy her goodie friends back in Singapore are. So, that at least.. *hiks hiks..* She might want to come back to us again.
She' s off to Dublin this time, to work for HP for half a year.
Actually, she's going to Dublin to be with her blardy IRISH boyfriend, Kieran Fitzgerald, no relation whatsoever to the talented jazz musicians, a pity.

Kieran was saying the other day how Cat won't be teased at as an SPG anymore, cause in Ireland, people won't know what the fyuck it'd mean. They'd just go.. Ah.. your cute, little Chinese girlfriend... Huheuheuheuheue.. I think Cat won't like that EITHER!
She's one feisty, fierce Chinese girlfriend, mind you!

So, attendees of the farewell bash : JAckie, Cat and yours truly(Celly, I mean). Chip was absent with much apologies, the rest wasn't invited. We like our parties Small sometimes. =)
Being the cheapo-cheapo career women we are. I da-paoed a plastic bottle from home, filled with Martini Rosso and 1/4 Vodka Mango.

We hit Holland Village Hawker Centre and bought some cans of Sprite.





We started kinda early.. about 9 ish..

And naturally, we didn't look happy. They certainly didn't, cause I was bombarding them with so much yucky yadah yadah about a certain something going on in my life.

They're so immuned to it, they have standard answers.

"Uh.."

"Ok.."

"Argh... (then serve the *fyuck you face*)"

"Whatever lah.."

"Grrooogg..ZZzz..."

But nevermind, they still love me. And hate me at the same time, of course.
But you know what they say, love and hate, two sides of the same coin.




Home-stored martini plus Vodka mango were served on the humble (read:ugly) table.
The kopitiam session started.
Actually not really, it was more like hell in kopitiam.
Coz I was moaning and wailing to them again.
You can guess exactly about what or who.
But I am not gonna verify. I need to play safe sometimes.
ARGH. Though never very good at it.

We drank and drank. I talked and talked. They sianed and sianed.

So, we left the unhaspening place. TO Muhammad Sultan.. Quite Standard eh?





This was a Mercedez-B cab that I almost stole when parked by the pavement with noone in it.. eh heh.. But it was locked ... heh.. heh.. Then the uncle came back.

We boarded and we noticed that his meter monitor thingy got net over it..
We thought... wah... so chichi, so I took photo and now, you can't see the bloody net anyway.
Waste my time.


Along Muhammad Sultan, we wandered about, inee-mini-mainee-mou-ing..

I decided to pay Jason & lads a visit at Riverine and Jac and Cat proceeded to Coco Latte, where they are both poser VIP members or some shit like that.
When I joined them at Coco half hour later. The flowers seemed to have wilted.





Why they look so SIAN!!!!!!!!!!! I know it's a farewell club hop, but it's a party all the same.
So, we gobbled down the Hoegarden (yummy!)




We looked slightly more haspening afterwards.

We then went upstairs (where the dance floor is) to check out the scene.



AH! Basket.




No scene.




It was bloodeehh empty.
I think the Coco Latte comunity has migrated to Butter Factory.


But we spotted something else, pretty interesting.

A girl on an invisible i-gallop with fyucking itchy backside.






Wah rrrau this girl couldn't stop grinding the air beneath her butt (not rythmically somemore),
and kept scratching her arse.. Okay dunno rub or scratch but it was too much lah..

In this photo, I think her stomach or her back is itchy too.
Okay lah, I'm being mean, posting her picture all. But at least cannot see the face what!


Back to the babes that matter to me.




Cat and Jack so pweeettyy...
We also made Cat go up the podium and stroke the pole.
Normally, this act is done by me and Jac.

But, that night, we made ShyCat do it for a while, it was her maiden show.

She looked so cute. heheh..




Okay, maybe not so cute.

After Coco. We felt like it was time to change venue. Off we went, strolling about, til We sat by the river outside Liquid Room. I bet it was the Singapore River.







A bit drunk, a bit bored, a bit bo liao, a bit nutz.

We had leg and feet shots.


And below is a picture where Jackie can't close her legs.





As usual. heh heh.




And these were the 3 babes.
Me with my so-nice Adidas sneakers and the ghetto get-up, Jackie in her skanky, hardly-approved-by-boyfriend dress and my so nice Substance shoes (bought on SALE 20 Bux) and Cat, her Diesel sneakers and super bo chup (jeans and Tshirt) style, as usual (coz boyfriend not around mah...)....

We also had some spitting game. The game Titanic made famous.
It's probably the most famous thing that came out from the movie, other than the 3 hours seasick it gave me.

The ' who can spit further' game.

This is Jackie instructing Cat how to do it.





Jackie won gold, I think she's just damn good when it comes to spitting all sorts of things, including thorny words.
Heuheue..

I got bronze. Bah.


After the game, we roamed about again and found a HUGGGEEEEEE green table in the middle of the square at Robertson Quay.

It was HUGE and it was pretty high and it was empty. And it was kinda pointless to have it there at all. Really don't know what it was for.

Maybe for 3 drunken girls to climb atop and fool around?



We gave it a go anyway..




Jack went up the hill...




And, yes, she made it. This is the triumph pose. Not the glam type I know.

Two babes were then sprawled accross the table.




ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........Jac and me, in this order.




Uhh.. Ohh...

Cat started to feel left out... But she couldnt jump up.
I dont get it. She's supposed to be sporty leh! How come cannot jump one??

I jumped and got on thetable like a breeze, I called it the ZERO POINT jump. Easy peasy!

Heh heh.

EH! I was a school high jumper in primary school and long jumper in secondary school, OK!!!!





FIRST TRY....


NOPE


Okay, try again.

This time with a bit more momentum.
Run from a distance and jump.
Shitty thing is, the moment she got near the table. She came to a complete stop.
What a moron.





Then she tried again..






And finally made it.





We tried rolling like a sandwhich on the table and bruise ourselves badly.
We lay there for some time. Til, we found another destination...

Actually we walked past Simply bread.. They sell bread. DUH! and it was closed, except for a few bakers and LOTS AND LOTS of loafs of bread.

So, I openned the door slightly and peeked my head in.


Me: "Excuse me, can we have some bread?"

One of the bakers walked over and replied :" No, sorry, we're closed"

ME: " I know that, but can we have some?"

Baker: " Sorry, no"

Me: " Then, can we steal some?"

Baker: " Sorry. no".. He was smiling if I'm not wrong.

Me: " But, you have so many... can I just have one? The long long one?"

I was referring to fragrant smelling baguettes on the rack... I was drooling sial.

Baker just smiled back.

Me: "You know that we can just run in and KOP one!!!"

Baker: " Sorry, you can't"

Me: " Heh?? "

We gave up in the end, looks like he was about to call the police or something.

So, the three babes walked on by...

We went to DayBed Bar next. So nice.
Have you been there? It's along Muhd Sultan Road itself.

The place has nothing but day beds. In WHITE.






So Chill-out..!

I don't know if it was the bed or the drinks or was it just Cat..




But she looks super sleepy..



Haiyah.. maybe she's sad about leaving us so soon.

Or trying to act it so that we won't be so pissed off. Heh.




Me and Jac were just lazing around.. it was damn relaxing.. Kinda wrong place to go if you don't wanna fall asleep after drinking.






The decor was just darn nice... I think I should go dating here.
Can sleep together on the daybed on first date anot?




Jac was having her 40 winks too..



Daybed bar was a Martini Boutique bar. So, we orderred chi-chi Martinis.

Mine was Honey Nut Espresso Martini.. tasted like coffee plus lots of water and a bit of some bitter alcohol.

Jac's was Dark Chocolate Martini. ... tasted like milo, super diluted, plus some bitter alcohol..

Cat had Bacardi Breezer... Urgh.. no class... but got taste apparently.. Tasted way better than our Martinis.. Haha.


We also orderred food...

CARAMALI... eh heh.. Calamari...





The serving style was SO STYLO heh!

We were awed...

Jackie then took the ketchup bottle and gave the plate some menses.






So ugly now..

the caramari was a bit tough and QQ but the sauce was good. The presentation definitely scored.

Martinis were creative but taste-wise must be improved.

Decor was flawless.. but waiters need to be friendlier.

Music was tasteful progressive trance, not too bad.

Patrons... umm... need way cuter guys... We saw sleeping geezers or loved up couples only.

Sian..


Anyway, the night ended for them. The two old women needed to go home.
Jac, especially, has been working her engineering brains and hands on the bloody drills and whatnots, coming home everyday with engineering jumpsuits and whole body and face full of grease.

Poor babe.


Celly on the other hand, did not want to go home yet.

It was only 2 o'clock for fyucks sake. So, I resurrected and adjourned.

While Central Java gets earthquake (pls donate some, I still want to go Borobudur), while Singapore starts its 'bruff people' Great SALE (pls info me of good bargains), while Merapi erupted (pls stay away), while people despise and kill one another over Da Vinci Code (pls relaccc brudder..) .......


Celly has gone hard-core clubbing again....!



It's about time, isn't it?

Kinda sick of my lovey dovey tame stories. I haven't put up stories of my clubbing adventures recently, so I've noticed.

I'm back.


It was 2 o'clock and the party re-started. Phone calls came streaming in..

I saw Cat and Jac going off in the cab I got out of halfway, disappearing into the darkness of the night. Cat has gone home to sleep.... I shall miss her dearly, everyday, every minute.
I wish her all the very best always... May Dublin be kind to her. May she come back soonest...





But my party has to go on...





Where did I go then?

Self delusion.. Self exclusion

Because I am the most wonderful, the most possesive, the most psychotic yet most confllicted other half in the globe.

I would like to help boyfriend whore a bit of his goodies. His band.

Here's an excerpt:
It was a recent interview with The Aging Youth Music Company

Ugly In The Morning's sound can best be described as an eclectic mix of Funk, Blues and Rock with liberal doses of R&B/Soul with emphasis on vocal harmonies and kicking funk rhythms. Started in 1999, the band has undergone several line-up changes before settling into its current formation. In 2005, Ugly In The Morning has performed in the fund-raising charity event Operation Restoration at the YMCA Auditorium and has performed at the Esplanade Outdoor Theatre in February 2005.

Eric Lee - vocals
David Bapista - guitar, vocals
Noel Ong - guitar, vocals
Clement Yang - bass, vocals
Lin Ping - drums
















--David, Eric, Noel, Clem, LP--
(Haiyohhhh... why he looks like a boyband member, the rest like from hardcore punk band-Celly)

INTERVIEW:

Q: Ugly In The Morning has been playing several high profile gigs in the past few months. What are your plans for the rest of 2005?

David Bapista :Our plans are to basically continue gigging and selling our CDs. Hopefully, we will record a second album by the end of this year.

Q: How did you guys manage to discover (bassist) Clement's knack for singing?

David :We've always kind of known that Clement can sing because he writes his own songs and has been even a finalist in the ChannelNewsAsia "Get Real" competition.

But at that time, we had Neal doing the additional vocal parts so we never exercised that option.
So after Neal left, we got Rani in to do the additional vocals. She was great but unfortunately, she too had other commitments.

At that point, we felt it was too much trouble trying to find another replacement. Going through the whole rigmarole of teaching the songs to the new candidate gets a little tedious. So we decided we liked the current line-up of the five of us and decided that we'd all do our part when it came to the vocal harmonization.

Q: The bugger is an insane bassist and he won 'Best Guitarist' for 2004's Yamaha Asian Beat band competition. Now, he's singing the high harmonies in the band. What can't he do?

David :Well, lets see, he can play the bass, the guitar, the drums, the keyboards, and he sings... Shit, I guess there is nothing he can't do!
(MAI KE SIAO LEHH.. CAN HE... PUT HIS LEG OVER HIS HEAD?? OR ..OR... LICK HIS EARLOBES??? - Celly)

Q: The band has started to amass quite a number of new songs. Is recording a new album in the pipeline?

David :Well, as mentioned earlier, we are definitely writing new songs which we hope to record by the end of this year.

Q: Have you guys ever thrown overnight slumber parties and wake up to check who’s the ugliest in the morning before?

David :Err... No.

(I think they should. Clement might win.. heh heh.. joking kay, he's the cutest of them all- Celly)

I am so proud of himmmm... Why is he so perfect???

Haiyah.. I must tell you. I haven't been in a civilised relationship for yonks. I've forgotten the rules. This is the most civilised one in a couple of years. I should go to 'How to be a girlfriend' college first.

I know that externally, I'm the most understanding, loving, accomodating and easy going partner ever. But inside, I could be a conflicted, conniving psycho-byitch.

So, I think I am doing pretty badly for a rusty old timer. I am so fyucking sticky for even my own liking. I am too emotional and too goddamned sensitive. I am possessive and easily envious. I am vengeful and unstable. I am am annoying crybaby. I get upset over the stupidest things, I demand constant undivided attention , I expect princessy pampering and reliable support and all the time in his life and blood&sweat effort and everything else..EVERY MILLIMETRE OF HIM BELONGS TO ME!!! EVERY MICRO SECOND OF HIS BELONGS TO ME!! HIS BLOOD IS ALL I LIVE FOR!! *shyit.. that's TOO fyucking loony sial...!* Har Har.. (eventhough I hardly express any of this, so he doesn't know, I am of course all sane and normal in his eyes. If he does know what a fyucked up psychotik piece of shyit I am, he'd realise I'm how deranged, troublesome and unworthy of his time.

So, He can't know!

He wouldn't, unless he finally reads my blog.. or someone he knows reads my blog... SHYIT I hate this already.. now I can't even comprain about my lifegoings....ah ah.. you guys don't be so kaypoh ah.. Nature would resolve its own course.) .. KNNCCB$%)(*&!&^!!!!!!!!! Heh Heh.

Okay, must put disclaimer already, just in case:

I am really exaggerating lah. (DUH!) Things are going well, you know. Pretty wonderful. Must tell you that ALL these are mere rubbishy rantings. You know girls, I think maybe it's just PMS talking. You know. I'm really a nice girl who is normal and sane and just wants to grow old with someone I love. Maybe have 4 plump, cherubic kids, 6 Bentley sports cars and a big ass castle in Hertforshire.

I was just being rather.. literaturical. If there's such word.

Heh Heh.

HOwever, I bet by now, the poor bugger is stiffled and gasping for breath already.

And true that, I think having a decent boyfriend for Celly, is not the most fantastic idea. My friends would for once, not worry so much about my wellbeing. But, I would worry about many other redundant things. I should stick to Captain Scarys and weirdos whose live I would die to save. (not salivate over...). So that my only worry in life would be them dying in my arms.

I need to save peopleeeee.. and people need to $ave me...

Put me in their fat bank accounts or something.

Enough already.

Should I continue the Captain Scary and Princess Silly story?

I have a hunch some inspiration might flow back....

DELIRIOUS FANCIES

Nowadays, there are some good things and bad things.

But one of the good thing is that I am getting very talkative and blog-active.
Another one is that I got even a newer toy... *sigh..*









Here is my new HP printer. Photosmart 385, propped in front of my Bottega Veneta =)

I adore adore adoreee this printer, I just got it recently. I know nowadays people hardly print their photoes anymore. But, a lot of time, printing them out could be really handy.

Especially for party shots, my Bday party shots!! So many photoes!!
I just need to stick the SD card into the slot, browse through the screen on the top of the printer and print many many!!! This way, I can give them to my friends so that they will frame it up and display in their living room.

Of course must choose the ones where I look best.


Heh Heh


This printer is so cute, small and compact, I thought it reminds me of..


















I think we should soon legalise keeping pandas as pets. Aren't they just the most adorable little entities???

KAWAI NEEE!!




This is the box of the printer..



Inside got blue tooth compatible device also. It looks like a thumbdrive, but with flashing blue light.

At first I thought inside got free thumbdrive, heh heh, but I plugged into USB port and it didn't do much. Then, I read that I can send photoes to printer through blue tooth and print straight away. Wah dont need cable best! Dont need to on the pc even better coz my lao pok lap top is half expired.
Stupid Toshiba, lifespan 5 years MAX.

I shall try this too. The blue tooth printing thing, I mean.





I am gonna print some photoes soon. Will show you the results.



I am gonna print out my Birthday photoes... The Wendy mascot in a few of them can scare the rats and rodents in the house. Jackie and Sham would like their stupid faces on a solid piece of paper too. They like to hang things in the walls around the house, can't hang the blardy computer screen.


ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE SALE IS ONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!


THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE 2006


I have a bad feeling I will be fyuckin broke next month.
First I am moving house, I need to buy new sofa, telly, table, beds, sound system and everything else. There's also mommy to pamper

and the Great Singapore Sale is back.


Aiyayayaya... check out this offer..


APPLECENTRE @ ORCHARDWheelock Place
Buy an iPod Video or Nano and get the second one at 10% off (discount is only applicable for the lower value iPod)*
15% off third party iPod accessories excluding speakers*
Get double Ram for free when you purchase any portables*
Terms and conditions apply



(EH!!! The other day I saw iPod NANO going at 50% off somewhere in the website. How come cannot find oredi ah??? Why leh??? I know ex-Gary baby bought me iPOD oredi last year, but but but.... iPod Nano 1GB at $138 is a steal! Let me know if anyone knows where can get this bargain!!! I want buy then sell heuheuheuhue....)



AUDIO HOUSELiang Court, SCN Industrial Building @ 118 Geylang Lor 23
The Ultimate World Cup Sale: Enjoy weekly offers on selected LCD TVs, Plasma TVs, CRT TVs and DVD recorders, and get up to 100% refund in the form of Audio House vouchers if your favourite soccer team wins the World Cup (till 15 July)

Wah the World cup is coming... I got chance to earn back the shopping losses!!!!
I think Pahang will win... Heh heh..


AUSSINOParagon, Plaza Singapura, Parkway Parade, Tampines Mall, Great World City, West Mall, Suntec City, Causeway Point, Junction 8, Centrepoint
NOW printed fitted bedsheet sets (all sizes) @ $10 nett each (till 18 June)


Ah... I sure go one!!!All my sheets are from Aussino. MAI THU LIAO!
TEN BUCKS LEH!!!!

If you guys go, please save some of the Queen and single sinzed ones for me oh kay!!!!!!!!


*sigh....*.. My money... my money..... I can see them flying away already!!!!!!!!!..

Our Own MOOSIKALLLL- AT Our Own DURIANS !!

Umm....

Hi everybody.. I have some news to announce..
And I am so Fyucking Happy abourit...!!!!



I AM STARRING IN AN UPCOMING MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*HUMONGOUS smile*...

It's a dream come true..

It's an original piece, done by a local team and it's entitled Love Is In The Air.
I will play Evan, someone's fiancee who hmm.. had doubts before her wedding.

I will try to sing my heart out and hopefully won't butcher the very beautifully written songs. The play was written by Si Ying and the music by August Lum, two very very freaking talented young human beings. Si Ying also plays against me, as Nadia and oh my.. she blows people away with her voice too.
What a huge voice for a petite lady. Look out for her.
Shahdon who plays my fiance is just one out-of-this-world singer. You shall melt away. The rest of the cast is just amazing, including amazing composer August and director Hawk too. We have been rehearshing for some time and yeppp.. I think it ain't bad at all.


Who should come to watch the musical ???

Those who appreciate music, arts, musical, a bit of opera singing, those who'd like to check out the sprouting of the local musical talents..., and those who's got mullah and would like to sponsor our future local musicals!!

And if there are some spare tickets left...I'd like to invite those who got extra 20 bucks and don't know what to do on a Saturday night..


ANYWAY...

If you'd like to watch...


It's on the 10th of June

Venue: Esplanade Recital Studio.

Ticket : S$25

Where to buy : SISTIC!.. www.sistic.com




The whole series of the musical for the Singapore Arts Festical is called The New Wave, so, if you look in the SISTIC webbie, it's under THE NEW WAVE. It is housed by the Musical Theatre Society.
THE NEW WAVE consists of 6 musicals, 2 are showed per night, all the way from 9 to 11th June.

Here's the poster.


























The whole production is congested with very talented writer/artists/musicians.
Some are very reknowned ones of our own local breed.
Some names to drop are Kenneth Lyen, Iskandar Ismail, Stella Kon, Dwayne Lau, etc, etc.


I must talk about them more. I've been so busy with my rehearshals and all, It's time I talk more about my passion in chi chi stuffs, other than clubbing.

*GASP*

So, are you shocked to your pancreas??

APPARENTLYYYYY~~~ SILLY CELLY HAS SOME ARTY FARTY BLOOD.

Not just party tarty blood.

You just have forgotten that I am actually refined. Unlike crude Oil.



Anyway the musical I am in, 'Love is In the Air' is part of the
THE NEW WAVE musical series,

'Love is In the Air' will show on the 10th June, 7 pm. Only 10th June.



BUT since there are 6 of them on 3 nights,
and they're all amazing.
Then,

WATCH ALL OF THEM LAH!!!


Heh Heh.

Support the local scene abit lah... I know GREASE!, MAMMA MIA all these very the fantabulous. But, I suppose we have room for more right?
For some belachan among the French fries??
Let's make Singapore the NEXT HOLLYWOOD!!!

SINGAWOOD???

I think we have a good potential to be Asia's hub of Musical and theatre scenes. We are a melting pot of so many cultures, all amalgamated pretty nicely together, we speak English, we are how cosmopolitan, talent aplenty and the people are definitely getting more arty and classy.
Now more people appreciate places like Esplanade. Less people favouritise Sparks all that. If you know what I mean lah.

Like.. we're moving from the AH BENG era to the POSER era.

No meh?

Ummm... Come to think of it. I've always wanted to sing in Esplanade. Eventhough I aimed for the theatre.
Recital Studio will do for now, I am so happy already... =)..


Below is the poster of LOve is In the Air.

Check it out! =) CLick on the poster to enlarge!
Can you spot my picture? *hao lian*.. it's the top-most photo in the poster. =p


We should be appearing in Ch 5's documentary on Musical scene in Singapore, where I commented some 'pretty intelligent' things on the local musical scene. Or so I sincerely thought. Maybe they weren't very intelligent. Me coming up with something intelligent? Nevermind. Not important. They shot a bit of our rehearshal session and interviewed us. It will probably be aired way after our musicals though. Maybe in July or something. Hopefully, this will spread the message further. There are people with musical passion and talent in Singapore too.
Do hear us..


I love musical.. now who doesn't? Crrrementtt took me to West Side Story last month and it was beaaooooottttiiifulll, I loved -loved LOVED it.. Eventhough the retarded darling bought tickets for the wrong day so he ended up paying for 4 tickets for 2 people. Tsk tsk... How come Chinese High student like this one??

I kinda miss London where you can catch musical at any corner of the street , any time of the day, any day of the year. Well almost. Why can't we do that here? Hmmm... I need to write an essay on this. Right now, I am halfway through writing my own musical. I am so excited.

Ahh... It shall be called : " Hear the Crystabal Hum "


Anybody wants to help me vet through the script and write scores??
Dr Kenneth Lyen spoke of talking to Iskandar Ismail for me. Wouldn't that be amazing? If it comes true, that is!
I'm so stressed now then... must be a good script. Else Sia Suay =9 ..

Maybe I should just ask Crremenntt is he got spare tyre. I mean tyme.




I better go buy tickets early and reserve some for my dear ones, my mom and brother should be here by then to watch my Esplanade debut. YAY!

Now now, I just have to look after my throat. It still has glue sticking all over its walls..plus one tiny fish bone or some sort, pokes hard whenever I swallow, a new addition since yesterday. I am tempted to gorge a straw down my throat and scratch the fishbone (or something) out. So painful. Can someone help?



Hmmm....



Okay, now I have to go back to my new toy HP iPaq rw6828 and remind meself to buy tickets soon, on the digital calendar.


Just put comments if you have questions okay??
Like..


Celly, is the musical like Crazy Horse cabaret?
Got wear clothes??
A lot?
Esplanade is where ah?..

blah blah..

no such thing as stupid question, I suppose.

Stop it Already Lah..

Hehehe...

Oh blimey, so they've accused me for not planting my fingers on the blardy keyboard and blog, for sometime.

They've found 2 main causes. And they're apparently my toys.
Thanks to my very observant, creative readers.. You guys are merciless.

BLAH..

Here they are:

Toy numero uno:




My new new new handsome ipaq..

AND..



TOY Numero DUO






My new new new handsome boy boy



So,


HOW??

Sue me!



I really was going to write some more shits okay? I really was, but I got sick halfway in the week. Not sure if blogging about that would be fun.

Basically, I was down with cold, I sounded like Eric Cartman with voice already broken and I made phlegm-filled wontons and I shat watery wastes. Interesting?

In the weekend, I sang at Copthorne Hotel's The Piano Bar again. I think I will be singing there every now and then from now on. So... =)

It's just really great to sing with huge stars like Beverly Morata, Jenny and Eka Mairina who won Asia Bagus many many times. And the mullah is not bad. Eh heh.. Now got money to buy mom some toys. Dunno what she wants yet.


Man, speaking of singing...the Singapore Idol fever is on again!!
Sham and Jac were watching some audition clips on Channel 5 yesterday, roaring with laughter.

On the side, I met this braldy,muthafyuckin,bollocksly annoying SINGAPORE IDOL finalist, well top 28 who is so annoying I wanted to poke stuffed straws up her arse.

I don't want to say the name lah. I shall think of the consequences first. But, anyway, she's been frequenting this Bar (as a customer) and insisting on singing on stage.

This is how she introduced herself to EVERYBODY:

"Hello!!!! I am the Singapore Idol Finalist..Nice to meet you! I'm in top 28.. and oh... the 7 day of hell was just over.. and you'll see me on TV soon...ohh... blah blah blah..."


BLEUGHHHHHHHHHHH>>>>>>>>>>> FOR FUCKS SAKE! "Er, I got ask meh?"



Do I have to go to her saying..

"Hello!!! I am the owner of two smelly feet and they're gonna bonk your nostrils!!! SHUT THE FYUCK UP EH!"


And when the guitarist asked her if she'd like her key changed for the song:

" No need. Be Impressed, I can sing low.."

KANINA Cheebye.. of course can sing low lah... guy's song what.. I got a frog stuck in my throat also can sing that song low what... CCB.. Fyucking annoying leh.

I hope she doesn't get through the first round. She irritates the hell out of everybody. She always sings the same song at that Bar *big yawn*.. Matchbox Twenty's one, easy song also..

Then when I got up and sang Nat King Cole's LOVE, not like I insisted okay, I was told to.

She stood right in front of stage, sang along and screamed...

"AH!! I ALSO KNOW THIS SONG.. (err.. SOOO?????) I WANTED TO SING THIS SONG TOOO!!" or something like that lah. I don't know.

Bah, whatever lah ey..
Phark lah, Clem thinks she's like 15 or 14 or 12.. So childish and annoying.
When she sang, I made faces with the drummer and did some spanking gestures, I think her friend saw it and told her. Heuheuheue.. aiyah.. sorry hor... Natural reactions!

So, if anyone of you know which one she is. Heh. Sorry lah. She really very the irritating leh... Nevermind, once the Idol is out and rolling on TV every week, I will bitch somemore and update you on what's happening behind the scene.

One of the other finalist of Singapore Idol is a friend of mine too, this one is a hunk and he was spotted by Dick Lee... =).. Ah, I was Dancing next to Dick Lee at Butter Factory last month..
He was in white linen suit, very handsome... and also very er.. happening sial!

Aiyah. Nairmind. Later I get banned from the next Idol.



Okay, some pictures are coming right up..
I have a British friend who lives is Canada.
His name is Ryan and he is back roaming the Singapore streets for a while.
Growing up in the elite society in Indo and the ulu-est kampong in Canada,
his head is probably 90% made of cow dung by now. Not joking.

Ryan is one loony case but he's very the nice and very the entertaining. He'd buy me many many drinks whenever he tries to get totalled.

He is here for 4 months and he is lonely. So, if there's any girl out there, who like cute, skinny angmoh who can speak Indon and is 90% of the time NOT sober one way or another. Gimme a buzz. I'll give you Ryan Bexandale.


me & Ry @ESKI


We went to ESKI Bar at Holland Village to get frozen nipples and some beer. We weren't there very long. Ryan wasn't impressed.

"What the fuck are we doing here , Marcelly? I just came back from Canada! My balls haven't thawed yet.."

We then went to Rouge with Violet where some Indian fella tried to pick him up.
You should have seen Ryan going :" I am not gay.. fuck off.."
And half an hour later, they were arm-in-arm, drinking beer, being merry and hugging and all that shits. Ryan is hardcore lah. Respect!

Enough on my screwed up, lovely friends.

I took photo of my baby toy the other day.




*wait with flash not very the clear..*

I just realised I can do power point slides with it. Pretty cool huh.
Now don't need to bring lap tops for presentation, let me learn this one.

One thing I'm very very glad... is that now I get to be more organised. I remind myself of almost all the stupid things I always forget.. like..

Monday 7 pm - Buy Yoga MAt... Eh heh... heh...
I need this little helps I suppose.
And I'm gonna take up YOGA!!!!!!!!!!! YEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Soon, I can fly...like David Copperfield.


Here's more piccie ..





*ahh.. better... so pretty!! That's me picture in the background*


The other day I lost the stylus as I blurly took out my ez link card from my wallet, typed sms and boarded a bus, all at the same time. So, I dunno where the little piece of metal stick went to.

So glad I found that any computer shops also sell stylus. But coz this model was just out last week or so, the stylus is still hard to find.
However, the stylus from O2 Atom fits in just nicely, I tried my friend's one. So I got Atom's stylus til I can find the iPaq one.
I was so upset that they only have one colour for the stylus.

Why can't they have pink, transparent or colourful stylus with LED?? Or one with furry tip.. or with svarovski crystal tip???

Anybody want to start this business with me??

Mind you, this idea is copyrighted!!! Anyone caught making and selling stylus like that must inform meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee * WAILLLLLLLLLL*

Oh, But apparently my friend's Atom got many many bugs and lices, I think better not download funny funny programs, just yet. But my ipaq baby so far NO plobrem leh.
I love its radio function.

Honestly I haven't been listening to the radio much before this. Only in taxis sial... and in shops.. So Sad, huh? No time lah. No car also!

But now I listen to radio more often, plus I get to record the sound and save it as my ringing tone. It's now Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You... =)


DA Radio ...



Ah, one more thingy,

THE DA VINCI CODE , THE MOVIEE..IS OUT BALLZ!!!! Tickets are sold out like hotbuns.

I'm gonna watch soon. Watch out! I bet more people are booking flights to Paris soon.
Lourve is gonna go on strike again, like the last time I was there. Hahahaha..

OkAY LAhh...

Will write soon..



Muax muax.. gonna play with my toys lor..