My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Monday, October 30, 2006

Attack of the Air Con men

I don't like these air con people.

Air CON men are CON men..

Tsk.

I called them up to friggin service my aircon.. paid 300 bux for 3 times service..
Reasonable?

In the end, they took half hour to take off the freaking casing, wipe it clean, used some stupid brush to clean the inside and put the cover back.

WTF. Like that I also can do..

Worse still, they will tell me 1001 things WRONG about my air con..

No more Freon lah.. compressor abnormal lah.. need chemical cleaning lah..
Best still..
He wiped his hand accorss the compressor and said... "Look.. dusty! so black!"
"WTF!! Idiot.. dusty is black lah! And of course dusty lah!! I put my shoes there will also get dusty after a while what"
... dusty means must be abnormal and must do chemical cleaning all these meh???
Then CON men told me to get all those fixed will be another 200 to 300 bucks...

Like that might as well buy new air con right?

I comprained big time..angry liao..

I told him to tell me exactly what he did for the 100 bucks service..
So he showed me the list..

1. Clean and check air filter and cover... (clean??? you mean use your brush and brush up and down 5 times???Check??? check what?? if it's still there????)
2. Check bio pure filter...
3. Check indoor cooling coil
4. Clean and check condenser coil (CLEAN? you freaking wipe here and there only!)
5. Check compressor suction
6. Check motor bearing..
7. Flush drainage.

So.. check check check....you come all the way to just check???
So check oredi.. if got something wrong.. then too bad lah?? IS IT??

You come here to service not to check leh!!!

Other than flush the drainage system..
I probably know how to do everything else myself!
Just wipe here and there and bring a brush what!

I told him exactly that!!.. then the air con men challenged me somemore..Said that I probably don't know how to open the air con cover..

Bah... you think I got no screw driver meh??
So, you mean I paid you 100 dollars so that you can help me open the air con cover ah??

Blardy hell..

I think those air con men earn a lot sial.. 100 bux for half hour SHIT job.

next time I go do my own company also..

SillyCelly Air Con service... :

"We will CHECKKKKKKKKKK all your air con and ALLLL its thingies!!!"


I dam du lan leh...

SIgh..

Thursday, October 26, 2006

One is reborn, One is gotten rid of

Last Last Saturday, there was an awesome party at Le Barogue, which I kinda organised.

There were 3 reasons for the party:

1. Sandy my dear babe was having her birthday
2. DC my dear byatch is leaving for Perth for 9 months
3. The rest of my friends really needed catching up.... coz they're all so busy with their career/boyfriend/etc.


It was a good time for to return DC his sash as well. So he can don it..




We called it his good riddance party, cause truthfully, we don't want him to go to Perth for so longgg...
I worry he might end up a gardener.





This is Sandy and Tim... aww.. so sweet.. *wail*




Sandy, her mom and sis. Her mom is sooo happening... she danced and drank with me.. uber cool!! I am gonna make her meet my mom!



This was Sandy's cake... her pressie is DC leaving.. we didn't really mean that lah..
=)








Sandy and her big family..



Sandy and her wishes..
I hope she included my 5 million dollars in her wishes.. heh heh..




Birthday kiss... now now.. you readers jealous out there??? Heh Heh..



DC and Sandy..



Weihao n Elaine .. I don't like to see my yan dao friends with pretty girls..

How?? Wei Hao... leave me that seat in your SLK lah..I mean your bro's SLK.. eh heh




This the Sandy's mom gang.. happening momi... DC was subtly hitting on her I think..
lol.. "The stupid ass was in a MILF mission.. wth.. first he said my mom was hot.. mistaking her for some young JC chio bu.... now..



These are the babes... top: Sharon, Jackie, Shil... bottom: Sandy, me and Violet



Again...




The blokes..


Stupid Keith and the blokes



San, Vio & me



More babez.... Jackie, Sandy, Viole, me and Shiling... missing with apologies: Sze Min..




We were supposed to act sad in the pic.. coz DC's leaving.. but haha.. I looked damn happy.




DC is really going Perth to learn to fly small airplanes.. so that one day that he can fly 747 for SIA and we can all get key long free tickets...
So..Captain DC got his harem of chicks ...

Appreciate!!!!!!!!!!

Le barogue was fun coz I got them the VIP area and Douglas O was serenading us with his husky voice and quick wits.. I even managed to sabo DC to sing Sandy a Bday song... which was really cute...

Ah.. my friends... I wish we can all live in one super BIG house... so that Violet and I don't have to keep getting them together at parties and special occasions only...


We all went to Zouk afterward then ate Teo Chew poridge (those who still survived by then..)

I got more stories to tell... hmm... just uploaded more pics... cheerio!!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Dont know where to go to scare yourself shitless this Saturday?

It's Halloween time!

Time to look ugly, stupid, sexy, scary.. and feel damn good about it.


Aite..The Cowboy Bar bloggers are doing up a party. So, if you ain't got no plan..

Shoot downn...

Sunday, October 15, 2006

The Road to Mandalay

Heh Heh Heh.



I am gonna be away in an ulu camp in Lim Chu Kang (not the cemetery, but quite near.. blardy heow), til next week.

No internet, no handphone, no smoking, no TV, no talking (serious), no meal after noon, no singing, no iPod, no dancing, no mommy, no nice bed, no K drama, .. no luxuries... no entertainment.. and no smoking... no smoking.. no smoking....(I am gonna die)..


My friend asked : What you do there all day?

"Meditate lor, got schedules and teacher one... and sleep sometimes.."

They all looked at me like as if I was jumping into a cliff.

Violet said that I'll probably come out of it when it's done, .. just not sure if I will come out alive anot..

Eh heh heh..


GAMBATTE CELLY-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jia You!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Once upon a black star

I was once a tut-tut, aspiring drama series actress wannabe.

This was many years back.





Ayee...Also one with chubby cheeks and an ocean of forehead.

But heck.. it's farnee..