I AM OLD LADY OLEADY!!!
But my friends are still awesomely treating me like a 15 yr old. Heh Heh.
I get the best Birthday parties..
Around the 2nd of May this year. My friends planned a nice party for me. It was supposed to be a surprise, but because I am so
kaypoh, in the end I found beforehand.
The night started with dinner at the THE IVORY, Indian Cuisine.
Sumptuous, gorgeous Indian food. We got the VIP room too. YAY!
The babes: Sandy, Shil, Sze and Su..
The boys: Cat, Darren, me, Gan and Tim
The food: Goat cheese cubes in curry, included...
They also delivered us a wrong bottle of wine, about 100 bucks more expensive..we didn't know so we drank it... goodness, so Mr Gan had to oblige and pay.
Boy to boy conversations included..
Violet and Sandra
Birthday girl and her wishes.
The gang
Birthday song is a necessary procession. After the bubbly conversations, cake blowing, hugging.. etc etc.. We proceeded to Gotham Penthouse where a bunch of our other friends were already waiting.
There the party started...
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We had the VIP seats so it was cosy.. drinks were flowing.. songs were playing and cameras were flashing..
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The candid bunch.
Happy girls...
After a while, the scene changed a little..
people got more intoxicated..
gadgets were out..
Dr Violet Tang took out a staethoscope.
So Cat tried it on moi.
She reckoned checking my brain was more imperative, compared to checking the chest.
My lovely celeb friend Sin Huey came down too..
YAY!
Anyway, we hinted there'll be a male stripper show, so I bet all the girls came down.. mostly for the strippers not for my birthday . Haha.
Below are more girls, in anticipation of the strip show.
So, that was Gwen, me and Evelyn. Eve was in SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE finals you know.
They are all Salsa fanatics and experts..
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Suyin (Gan's sis), Eve, Gwen and Sin Huey.
Suyin teached Bacchata you know? She is a high flying accountant, a great salsa dancer and she's single..
Come come apply! Queue now opens!
OK, in case you didn't know. Gotham Penthouse is a very special club.
Targetted mostly to girls with penchant for slithe, hard male bodies parading on stage.
Let me correct myself, parading should be replaced with gyrating.
They have jaw dropping shows, made up of 4 male dancers from South Africa who bared it to their G's. Yummy!
Oh dear..
Look at this picture!
I looked sad yeah.. ?
Not because they weren't cute..!!!
But it was more like a "Why am I attached?" scream.
Heh HEh. Joking.
The two cuties were Devlin and Ryan.
They are the resident (strip) dancers at Gotham Penthouse.
They are hot.. they have hot buns.. they have hot moves and they have girls hot at their trail, screaming and grabbing...
Jackie is so kiasu, she wants them too..
We watched the show 3 times that night.
They had different songs for different sets.
They danced awesomely to the hip hop tunes and some slower jazz tunes.
Each time they took out their belt... or shirt button..
the crowd (mostly ladies of course).. would go wild.
They would then slap the belt hard accross the stage floor and more screams came..
Typical lah.
The boy audiences were yawning away. Either bored, indifferent, disgusted or just uncomfortable. Heh heh.
So.. after the second show. They asked me whom I think was the cutest dancer.
I thought let's go for the blondest one. Devlin.
He's really tall, he's really cute and he looks really young.
So, before I knew it, Devlin came out of nowhere, grabbed my hand and pulled me to a corner, with empty seats.
Ah.. here comes the private strip dance. And guess what (no price for guessing), Jackie joined the show!!! She just have to come and steal some thunder. hahaha..
I was excited yet scared. I think I wasn't exactly enjoying it. I was a bit apprehensive. I was like: Is this OK?
I mean, I don't know how guys feel about girls stripping, probably very happy lah. But a guy stripping for me? A bit funny leh. I feel like I am still the one violated. Heh Heh.
But nonetheless, this will be once in a lifetime. Or.. well.. maybe one during the hen's night. So I just went along and tried looking happy.
He still kept his T shirt on at first, while gyrating his hot buns to a hip hop tune that I can hardly recall (understandable right?).
Jackie being Jackie, jumped into the scene and stole some light.
SHe wanted Devlin too.
She was screaming:
"Me ! Me ! This one got boyfriend ! I don't have!!"
which was a blatant lie..
I was on the other hand screaming (to Gan):
" I am sorry dear... I love you!! You the best!!!!"
And I meant it!
Devlin started to loosen his jeans button.
Oh mang....
JAckie was studiously peeking into his various available crevices while I was already fainting away with too much laughter and screaming.
So that's it then.
GOTHAM PENTHOUSE! Well done lah..
I think give you guys a round of applause for going all the way out to entertain the girls in Singapore.
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Gotham is located at CLarke Quay just above THE IVORY restaurant.
There is cover charge but hey, you get to oggle at 4 really hot bots with really hot buns.
They are friendly too.
Good place for hen's night. Idea. =)
OK LAH> That's it.. goodness each time I see those photoes, I still think they are damn obscene.
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Happy belated birthday to myself.
Happy Birthday to my beloved dad, he joked with me that day and he loved the Raoul belt I sent him. I am happy =)
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In fact, WIt said he started throwing away all his other belts =)
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Also, I just watched TRANSFORMERS yesterday.
I wanna buy a car like that too. Optimus is so man. Optimus is like Mr Gan.
Super steady one. Just that Gan is not as strong cause he drinks too much beer and he's a lazy bum. But they are comparably cute.
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OK MR Gan!!! I know you are reading this.. I still won't let you get a lapdance on your birthday OK!!
It's double standard one! I don't care.
But to celebrate your steadiness, I'd like to whore your pictures.
The devil eyed boyfriend
Handsome smiling boyfriend
Mr Gan is so steady he kept cool about the lap dance. Totally cool about it.
He was even encouraging Devlin to do more!
SIao Ta Bo!
I guess he knows that ultimately that didn't mean anything and I'd return to his arms rightfully =)