My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

3 Sure Fire Ways to Rid off the Credit Card/ Insurance Girls

Give them a break, wil ya? They're just doing their job..=)

but oh well, when they call at the wrong time, I know they may get on your nerves.

Instead of being rude and slamming down the phone like many other, why not make their day more interesting?

(Was talking to Jac and the girls about this topic and hohoho... She has ideas)



1. "Good Morning Miss Lee, my name is Maria, I am calling from RBS, we are hcalling to check if you have credit card from us yet?


----"Oh don't worry, I have so many already. I am using one as a door stopper, one as a book mark. You think I need one more to scrap my armpit?

Thank you!
*click*




2. "Hello Miss Lee, my name is Julia. I am calling from UOB Credit line.."

-----" HA? HA? Hosiwalakewalramehgarajattii..oohhhrammrrmama..geeeyootibubusheshe.haha hahah..hoho..hihi."

Thank you!

*click*



4. "Good Afternoon Miss Lee, my name is Jenny, calling on behalf of NTUC Income.."


" Oh.. hi Jenny...=))"........-sound happy!


"Hi Miss Lee.."


"Jenny,,.. what are you wearing??....(softly and cheekily)

"Sorry?...(must be startled)

"I said..What are you wearing now Jenny??"

"Hi Ma'am.. I think i call you back later.."...panic liao..

" Oh no.. Jenny. I am free to talk now.. just tell me, what are you wearing?"...


*click*

Voila!

Maybe they'll put you in a voluntary DO NOT CALL list.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

MY BIG FAT GREEK SENTOSARINI WEDDING!!!!! Part 1 DAYTIME Story

Hi Guys!!!

The big day came and went!!

8th August 2009.. Let me tell you the story!

It all starts with the morning. The preparations and of course the gate crashing!


8.30 am it started. Yup we not the pantang type and we are such late wakers that the traditional 5 am wake-up blah blah blah just wouldnt work for us.





















Tara is THE make up expert! No doubt! She's gonna turn me into a pretty pretty princess!





















Girls busy busy.

Check out my bridesmais. All such hot chiobus... I can't stop saying that I am so blardy blessed with the some of the best babes in the world to be my closest friends!


They made sure I didn't need to lift a finger the last one week before the wedding. They were amazing!
Love you babes!
























One last check.. lipstick? check.. eye lash check.. sunshine smile.. CHECK!

I was so anxious by then.


It was around 9.45 already and EU-TJIN IS RUNNING LATE!

The Girls will make sure he is well punished later on...=)


Violet will start with locking the gate! Muahahha..





















Meanwhile, Eu-tjin was getting ready...


















his brothers!


















WAAAAAAAAA... All looking so cool. Just hope they are man enough to endure the next 1 hour.

This is the part the girls enjoy the most, cause we get to torture them.. ahem...
I mean... giv them challenges.. such that they have to work hard to win the bride!


I love this tradition!


Lolx.


First things first!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WELCOME DRINKS!!!


















Oops!

























I don't think they liked the welcome drink!

It was themed " The Moments Me and Gan will spend together"

So --- Sour! Sweet! Bitter and SPicy!!!!!!!!!!


Sour means lots of pomegranate and lime... waaa
I don't know how head bartender CAT mixed the drinks.. but I saw wasabi lemon, chilli and bottles and bottles of alcohol in the kitchen!!!!!!!!!!


This is exactly what Feng, our photographer said; " I've never seen so much alcohol so early on a wedding day!"


More drinks for the boys...
















And I suppose Eutjin hated it too... ouch



















Lolx..


Next!



















Ouch!! I don't think the boys liked this one either!


Sorry boys! Wax away!

The girls made them guess quite a few riddles, questions about me and also to pick the right lipstick marks.. I suppose all quite standard huh?


Well, they get it wrong.. DRINK!


they get it right.. DRINK ALSO! But get water afterwards.
























How about licking the icecube til the key inside frees itself?

Brilliant idea right? Would have been funny..

However,


Boys being boys, they cheated lah~ They grabbed the icecube and smashed it on the floor.

My basket husband so gangster lah!


My babes were so angry they were guarding the lock and don't let them use the key liao.

Tsk tsk!

After many more negotiations... like angpaos... sweet promises... and love poems..

The girls finally let the Gan man get the bride!






















Hmmmm.... such pretty doorb*tches..

















(Tara Sandy and Cat)



Meanwhile.. Gan whipped out his sword, battled all the monsters, charged to top of the tower for the damsel in the veil!






















*blush*
















Aye.. so happy to see the husband survived the morning..
more importantly still decided to get married and not give up halfway. hahahha..



The Proud Mom and the daughter and the Family! Hohoho!




























Check out this next pic!!




















Totally COOL la!

Jac Me and Tara, coolest shot in the whole album.

What's with the naturally blown hair all!


























Gan and his bride!


And so we are SET!!!


BABES CHECK!

BOYS CHECK!

GAN CHECK!

BRIDE CHECK!





























DRESS CHECK!


Tummies were grumbling by then!!



BAKMIE HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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